There’s absolutely nothing to see here…
1. South Africa is such a boring holiday destination…
2. It’s a jungle…
3. with no scenery to admire,
4. And no culture to explore.
5. Seriously, you should rather visit the zoo in your neighborhood
6. The country has terrible weather
7. Dull skies,
8. And unfriendly people.
9. There’s nothing to do here
10. And no value for money
11. There’s no entertainment for the kids
12. No wine for mom,
13. No beer and sport for dad.
14. Nothing EVER happened there.
15. The food is bland
16. The hotels are old
17. And the streets are boring.
18. There is no public transport to get around
19. and no famous shopping malls to splurge in
20. It’s not like the country even has any history.
21. Why would anyone want to visit South Africa?
Tip: Oh, and if you can, stay away from the coasts, they are the worst!
A BIG Thank you to Kierran Allen photography for allowing me to use his images in this post. Check out his work here.
So what do you hate the most about South Africa? 😉